Tom Swifty

So here's the Tom Swifty I thought of today when also thinking about Heidegger (long story):

"I sure do enjoy speaking ASL in the 21st century," Tom said digitally.

Definition

Some of the plaster ceiling in the city building in Elkhart collapsed in September, and traces of lead paint were found in it. According to an article in the paper today,

"[The Mayor] said the city is being proactive to correct the problem."

Now, I'm not an expert on all things linguistic, but doesn't reactive more accurately describe this situation?

My mind turns to The Simpsons (episode 4F12).

Copy Editing Fail

Another oopsie courtesy of the Elkhart Truth:

"These are clearly not racist issues," Moore said. "These issues have to do with principals."

When I was in elementary school, I was pretty sure the principles had too much authority. I'd rather not cede to them any authority over issues to boot.

Kroger

The Kroger near AMBS has a lovely little "Go Irish" wall of Pepsi products as one enters the store. But due to the angle at which I typically enter the store, the bottom of the "I" is obstructed. Every time I'm there, my first thought is, "Who's Trish?"