Spam Senryu

I'm on the phone with Sophos due to a recent spam filter collapse. That means I can find all sorts of interesting things in the Inbox. Here's a senryu, or something like it, created using the subjects of three messages:

Doctor recommend
Photoshop, Windows, Office
Surrounded by Love

Lifestyles

These people advertise that if you use their services you can enjoy a "waterproof lifestyle." I'm not sure what that means, but it got me thinking about other lifestyles I'd or 'dn't enjoy.

a spam-proof lifestyle,
a stain-proof lifestyle,
an error-proof lifestyle,
a clothing-proof lifestyle,
an alarm-clock-proof lifestyle,
a technology-proof lifestyle,
a misinterpretation-proof lifestyle,
a hell-proof lifestyle,
a burnt-bread-proof lifestyle,
a diarrhea-proof lifestyle,
an under-inflated-balloon-proof lifestyle,
a hospital-proof lifestyle,
a fireproof lifestyle,
a debt-proof lifestyle,
a war-proof lifestyle,
... and lots lots more.

Thank you, Everdry.

Juvy

Today, as I sat at a red light facing west, the juvenile detention van, heading south, took a left turn to go east. Five windows, five middle fingers. It was almost quaint (3b).

Joblog Scripts

I keep playing with my joblogger, in part because it's fun, in part because I need to ready some brief presentation on using it. The most recent revision: an installation script that takes care of at least some of the irritating parts. You can get it here if you're interested. And this fulfills my need to blog before too much time elapses between posts.