13 September 2007

Theme Song

Recently (for a couple of weeks now) Esther has taken to greeting the morning by saying "Hellooooo, world!"

This means that my interior monologue for the last couple of weeks has consisted nearly entirely of the following:

"Come join the Warner brothers, and the Warner sister Dot.
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught,
but we get loose, and then vamoose, and now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs! We have pay or play contracts!
We're zany to the max! There's balogna in our slacks!
We're Animan-y
Totally insane-y
Eisenhower, Mamie
Animaniacs! ... Those are the facts!"

Or some other variation.

And now I suffer not alone. You're welcome.

12 September 2007

Facebook Notifications

Two contiguous facebook status updates from friends who don't know each other:

"Friend 1 is sexy."
"Friend 2 is stunned."

Is this the kind of serendipity that happens regularly to you people who are constantly using iPods as your life's soundtrack?

05 September 2007

A Short Parable

Brentfish: Oooh, look! A worm!

Otherfish: Yes, but it's on a hook.

Brentfish: Yes. But it's a worm!